Seriously... Why so serious?

yoshi_mane: http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/tiny_bodybuilder_450.jpg
yoshi_mane: be happy
Candyman: jebus fuck
Candyman: so random
Candyman: there used to be a sport of dwarf tossing
yoshi_mane: still is
Candyman: yea
Candyman: too right mate
yoshi_mane: it comes from the dwarfs wars..
Candyman: the dwarf wars?
yoshi_mane: but they forgot to tell us that ..it was "really"......dwarfs...tossing...everywhere...like....bang...i'll rip your head off with me dwarf
Candyman: and the sieges? they used to demolish entire chunks of castle walls with well aimed trebuchet launched dwarves
yoshi_mane: i mean...hell ya!.....who would be crazy enough to carry a big rock when there were so many dwarves everywhere
Candyman: exactly!
yoshi_mane: ...it was like......everyone grab your dwaaaarfs!!!!!!
yoshi_mane: waaaaaagh
Candyman: and the "to arms!" line has changed into "to dwarves!"
yoshi_mane: ....everyone thought that it was somekind of war crys o' something...
yoshi_mane: but they were wrong
yoshi_mane: ....the sound wasn't comin' from the wariors
yoshi_mane: ....
Candyman: it was comming from their weapons
yoshi_mane: .....exactlly
yoshi_mane: ....it was frickin fear
Candyman: the first case of biological warfare ever
yoshi_mane: ever!
Candyman: the second was carrion corpses tossed over the walls to poison and ill the enemy
Candyman: nu rade aia e pe bune
Candyman: cu ciuma neagra
yoshi_mane: da da
yoshi_mane: asa e
Candyman: foloseau cadavre ucise de ciuma si le catapultau peste ziduri
yoshi_mane: bio weapon
Candyman: thats a fact
yoshi_mane: ....but still......we now hold those days in memory..not fighting...only tossing...
yoshi_mane: sport
yoshi_mane: .....what changed over the ages you ask?
yoshi_mane: .......absolutely nothin'
Candyman: orks tried to do the catapult me over the wall too at some point in the war against humans but they were too stupid to actually make it over the walls... they usually smashed their heads into the walls
yoshi_mane: .....you can still hear ..."-......uuuuuuummmmmmmmmffffffffuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk!!!!!........."
Candyman: i guess orks and dwarves arent much different u know... the only difference is that dwarves are still being tossed in our days
yoshi_mane: ...the orks are just doin it for fun..
Candyman: uuummmmffffuuuccckkk
Candyman: the dwarves are doing it for honor
yoshi_mane: ...and cookies
yoshi_mane: ....you must reward them...."well done, here's a cookie"
Candyman: the cookies always fuck up a dwarf's mind driving him into the "TOSS ME OVER! rage
yoshi_mane: .....you can't stay untouched when you see his cute face chewing that cookie satisfied....along with some gravel
Candyman: yea
Candyman: i should get a dwarf of my own
Candyman: pet him and feed him
yoshi_mane: i know now what i want for cristmas
Candyman: or is it "IT"
yoshi_mane: it's git
Candyman: git indeed
yoshi_mane: oooooook...am a gonna' save this talk in a txt file
yoshi_mane: rules
Candyman: asta vroiam sa zic si io
Candyman: it was too random to let it slip away
Candyman: done
Candyman: o sami fac licenta cu discutia asta
yoshi_mane: see?..that's why i have you as a friend......you can have this talk ...without...giving me ignore
Candyman: stii ca am cartea aia cu bestiary
yoshi_mane: da
yoshi_mane: deschizi un nou capitol
yoshi_mane: ......or sa se faca si filme pe tema asta
yoshi_mane: loooooooool
yoshi_mane: fac un flash
yoshi_mane: ...deci nu trebuie sa mi scape
Candyman: yea well i ignore the ppl who i cant have this kind of chat with
yoshi_mane: arata bine pe deviant animatia de ieri
yoshi_mane: hmmm..cred ca le pun pe toate
yoshi_mane: soon
Candyman: arata bine indeed
Candyman: sa le pui
Candyman: o sati comentez at some point
Candyman: to feed your ego
Candyman: im just too lasy to write comments these days
yoshi_mane: aham......my ego it's kinda'....like a little dwarf...
yoshi_mane: ...it crys......get's toss...but in the end........it's chewing someones cookie..
Candyman: tenpwlamea)
yoshi_mane: gata ma opresc
Candyman: ok this was the wake up laugh...
Candyman: too right mate
yoshi_mane: .....si ca sa nu mai zici de ce m am ales cu o roscata nebuna....sper ca acum intelegi
yoshi_mane:
yoshi_mane: we get along
yoshi_mane: randomlly
Candyman: ) da i figured out that part
yoshi_mane: let me work damn it
yoshi_mane: ....vb later
yoshi_mane: neatza btw
Candyman: da da neatza
Candyman: spor la treaba dude
yoshi_mane: ms
Candyman: have a nice and productive day
Candyman: and safe
yoshi_mane: naaah...just a cookie
Candyman: a cookie day
yoshi_mane: ...a cookie day?......a perfect day