Unrelated 91

O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica, deci un spermatozoid contine 37,5 MB. Intr-un mililitru de sperma sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, la o singura ejaculare se elibereaza 2,25 ml in 5 secunde. Deci - logic - latimea de banda a pulii este: (37.5MB x 100M x 2,25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 = 1687,5 TeraBytes/s. Este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu 1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa!) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul (acknowledgement-ul) cam in 2 luni, si raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni. Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam!

Asa se explica de ce zice lumea ca: "Imi merge netul ca p*la!"

hmlipm

A fost odata ca niciodata
O prea frumoasa printesa
Care astepta si astepta
Dar printul ei nu mai ven...

FUCK IT!

Hai sa ne pierdem in sex si alcool,
Sa vizitam Taj Mahalul si sa
ne dam cu sania pe piramide;
Mana de mana sa descoperim
Un oarecare Wonderland,
Sa dansam fara muzica,
Sa alergam dupa frizzbee,
Sa vedem un film doar
pana la jumate,
Sa pierdem timpul
dar sa gasim vremea sa
ne uitam unul la altul si...
si mai ce?

adopt your own virtual pet!

Unrelated 9

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Unrelated 8... or is it related?

She said : "KISSES!"

unrelated 7 - Godlike genious packed in a movie

Nothing is real, everything is possible.

There comes a time in life where everything seems narrow. Choices have been made. I can only continue on. I know myself like the back of my hand. I can predict my every reaction. My life has been cast in cement with airbags and seatbelts. I've done everything to reach this point and now that I'm here, I'm fucking bored. The hardest thing is knowing whether I'm still alive.

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