Polcusolu de guinea

Candyman: lol la statusu lu denisa
Candyman: :))
Candyman: caut femela porcusor de guinea
Candyman: :)))
iurist... nicoleta: :))
Candyman: a avut si eu asa ceva
Candyman: is simpatici rau
Candyman: pana mor
iurist... nicoleta: :))
iurist... nicoleta: cand mor is si mai simpatici:))
Candyman: ii impaiezi si ii pui pe raft in biblioteca
iurist... nicoleta: daaaa...
Candyman: un fel de jucarii de plus
iurist... nicoleta: pai intreab'o pe denisa: vrei sa fie vie?
Candyman: :))
Candyman: Candyman: vrei sa fie vie?
Candyman: ca eu am unu impaiat
Denisa Radu: :))
Denisa Radu is typing...
Denisa Radu: vie bre
Candyman: o pune sa se imperecheze cu ala impaiat
Candyman: si face si pui
Candyman: jumate impaiati jumate vii
iurist... nicoleta: da:))
Candyman: "mie imi plac fratiorii mei ii iubesc, dar nu plea se joaca cu mine... stau toata ziua intl-un singul loc si nu fac nimic..."
iurist... nicoleta: :)))
iurist... nicoleta: asta e porucsoru care a luat mai multe gene de la tac'su
Candyman: da
Candyman: si e viu
iurist... nicoleta: :))
iurist... nicoleta: ma cam deranjeaza si pe mine piciorusu asta care nu se misca...da in rest as vrea sa ma joc cu ei...
Candyman: "si nici nu plea mananca ei mult asa... cu-atat mai bine lamane mai mult laptic pentlu mine sa ma fac male si tale "
Candyman: dada si el saracu are un piciorus impaiat, dar in rest e ok)
iurist... nicoleta: :))
iurist... nicoleta: si are si limba putin impaiata...ca vad ca vb cu l
iurist... nicoleta: =))
Candyman: :))))))
Candyman: dada
Candyman: =))))
iurist... nicoleta is typing...
iurist... nicoleta: :)))

Death preacher

Hot dang!
extra
extra
I fixed it,
I'm sensitive
and it's good.
That's that
I rule!
I'm serious
I express
my puberty
ostrich.
I'm a god
ALLAH!
I'm seething
I scrrrew
you too.
I'll try
I'm strong,
I forgot
our song
I'm done
aaahh
hold your own!
Earth sucks
our stomach.
I can't do it
I'm scared
I'm just a little
I'm
DRR
I'm just a little
I'm
DOWN!!!
I
Wrought
The
Plague
I toss
one god
I can see
As your king
king
As your arms
BLEED
horror-struck
army truck
I'm gaaaaaay
I stir
our son's
Ice cream
poop.

one more year closer to dieing

"Viata noastra se stinge ca un fulger
Al carui foc abia ajungem sa-l vedem.
Daca pamantul si cerul stau vesnic nemiscate,
Ce repede zboara timpul peste chipul omenesc.
O, tu, care stai cu paharul plin in fata si nu bei,
Hai, spune-mi, pe cine mai astepti?"

In fail we trust

Aberatie mistica:

Ca Pamantul se invarte in jurul Soarelui este o perspectiva MATERIALA, insa de cand oamenii au inceput sa studieze FIZICA CUANTICA, lucrurile nu mai par atat de simple, iar Universul nu mai este MATERIAL, ci pare mai degraba a fi HOLOGRAFIC sau DIGITAL. Pe intelesul "sociologilor" si al "autorului" acestui articol, Pamantul si Soarele sunt niste ILUZII OPTICE si in realitatea cuantica sunt doar niste vibratii energetice.
Ca omul se trage din maimute este iarasi doar o simpla teorie, nedemonstrata, ci doar presupusa. Pe vremea comunistilor cine nu dorea sa creada in ea era pus intr-o inchisoare ca sa fie "reeducat". Interesant este ca foarte multi din intelectualii de vaza ai Romaniei, specialisti in diferite domenii stiintifice chiar, au preferat sa faca ani grei de puscarie, decat sa creada in aceasta teorie aberanta.
Si restul intrebarilor acestui sondaj sunt la fel de stupide, iar daca un om nu este de acord cu ideeile materialismului stiintific, nu inseamna ca e prost, ci inseamna ca nu vrea sa accepte orice teorie "corecta politic" si promovata agresiv de un grup de afaceristi corupti din Vest, interesati in dezumanizarea omului si indepartarea oamenilor de Dumnezeu.

Raspuns:

Iluzie e ma-ta, tac-tu si copii de la bloc. Daca soarele e iluzie optica, Jesus fucking Christ n-a fost? Poate ca si Biblia aia de cacat pe care o lingi cu atata placere nu exista ci e doar o vibratie. Bou cuantic ce esti.

cui ii pasa, cui pwla mea ii pasa...

Si a venit Mosul aseara si mi-a lasat sub brad
(in pula mea si cat am cautat-o!)
O pusc-automata si un steag;
Sa-ncepem revolutia, bai tata!

Not my ©

Things I like about COFFEE

0 Coffee is hot.
0 Coffee makes me excited.
0 Coffee is good enough to have every day.
0 Coffee smells good.
0 Coffee makes me nervous sometimes.
0 Coffee gives you warm & fuzzies.
0 Even when coffee is too strong or too weak it's still good.


Things I like about YOU

0 Pretty much the same as COFFEE
0 And who knows, maybe you taste good and keep me up all night, too.

big booty bitches

Candyman: foarte tru
Candyman: tarantino ar face asa ceva
eu rau: cacat, merge sa facem asa ceva noi intr-un garaj
eu rau: tot ce-avem nevoe e de o pizda moarta si un costum de superman
Candyman: ba pizda moarta gasim noi dar costum de unde plm luam
eu rau: cum de unde?
eu rau: de la magazin !
eu rau: de la MAGAZIN
Candyman: stiu ma... dar plm tre sa dam bani
Candyman: nu avem buget

o rly?

Life is just a ball of laughs,
Because we're nothing but a farce.
We're just a joke made up by god,
Oh wait, he's nothing but a fraud.
Who cares whether we live or die,
Chose to submit or to defy,
And who really gives a flying fuck,
If we succeed or we screw up.
Because in the end we're nothing more,
Than monsters rotten to the core.

um... yeah

The beach never heard of Romeo and Juliet... what a loss.

but she will.

Unrelated 91

O celula umana contine 75 MB informatie genetica, deci un spermatozoid contine 37,5 MB. Intr-un mililitru de sperma sunt 100 milioane de spermatozoizi. In medie, la o singura ejaculare se elibereaza 2,25 ml in 5 secunde. Deci - logic - latimea de banda a pulii este: (37.5MB x 100M x 2,25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 = 1687,5 TeraBytes/s. Este cel mai ineficient mod de a folosi un mediu de comunicatie. Faci broadcast cu 1687,5 TB/s cu acelasi set de informatie (redundanta uriasa!) cu speranta ca poate 37,5 MB din ei vor ajunge la destinatie. In plus, are si o latenta uriasa, primesti ACK-ul (acknowledgement-ul) cam in 2 luni, si raspunsul la cererea ta se compune in 9 luni. Si de cele mai multe ori e doar spam!

Asa se explica de ce zice lumea ca: "Imi merge netul ca p*la!"

hmlipm

A fost odata ca niciodata
O prea frumoasa printesa
Care astepta si astepta
Dar printul ei nu mai ven...

FUCK IT!

Hai sa ne pierdem in sex si alcool,
Sa vizitam Taj Mahalul si sa
ne dam cu sania pe piramide;
Mana de mana sa descoperim
Un oarecare Wonderland,
Sa dansam fara muzica,
Sa alergam dupa frizzbee,
Sa vedem un film doar
pana la jumate,
Sa pierdem timpul
dar sa gasim vremea sa
ne uitam unul la altul si...
si mai ce?

Unrelated 9

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Unrelated 8... or is it related?

She said : "KISSES!"

unrelated 7 - Godlike genious packed in a movie

Nothing is real, everything is possible.

There comes a time in life where everything seems narrow. Choices have been made. I can only continue on. I know myself like the back of my hand. I can predict my every reaction. My life has been cast in cement with airbags and seatbelts. I've done everything to reach this point and now that I'm here, I'm fucking bored. The hardest thing is knowing whether I'm still alive.

Soundtrack

Hide and Seek and Destroy

-You're mine now. Aww, this is so cool! You could be my friend, you know. Oh! this is gonna be so much fun, we could play together! Let's play hide and seek... What are you waiting for? You've got to start running so that I can chase you. Why doesn't it move? Why doesn't it want to play with me?
-Because you've broken it. Again...
-But I wanna play hide and seek with it!
-Too bad... Fine, if that stops you from whining I'll get you another one. Now stop your fake sobbing and dump it before it starts to stink.

WHO ARE YOU???

1. Who is threatening me?
2. Why is he blackmailing you?
3. What do you want me to kill him with?
4. How much are you paying me?

Love cloud

Love is in the air. Casting shadows on earth.

Orange commercial for the win

Goodbye, Iasi

Well... I was sort of hoping never to have to leave but, as always, the shit in life fucks up your plans. An age of bliss ends today.

Toad the Wet Sprocket - Nightingale Song

"We sing the nightingale song alive
Streets never border further than my sight
We sing the nightingale song alive
We might be different, but our hearts won't lie

And little ever changes if anything at all
But the song rings loudly through these halls

We sing the nightingale song alive
We might be different, but our hearts won't lie

And little ever changes, when you view it from the sky
And the damage we encounter, the earth just passes by
And little ever changes, if anything at all
And we remind ourselves how small we are"